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Seduce Women with Chocolates - Part 1

by Honey Ahmad Photography Riz Ainuddin on Wed, November 05, 2008

Food and Sex, Sex and Food- interchangeable? Find out how you can seduce women using an age old aphrodisiac... chocolates

Can chocolate open the door to her luscious candy?

It is a well-known fact that Aztecs worshipped the great cacao. I imagine- gold hued warriors with impossibly high cheekbones wearing almost nothing grinding elixirs of cacao and chillies, and then downing it scalding hot for courage. I picture that the finest brews, almost reaching chocolate nirvana heights given to plump virgins about to go for sacrifice. I envision priests, with graffiti of lesser gods on their skins partook of it raw to induce trance states and give forth prophesises.

But then again I’ve always had an active imagination.

And yet, the Aztecs were not the only one seduced by the prophetic and magical properties of chocolate. The French have a long history of it. French shrinks allegedly gave it to their female patients to aid depression. Later science confirmed that eating lots of chocolates releases endorphins, the same hormone you excrete when falling in love or exercising (chocolate consumption just seems easier).

Hence with such a breath of history and belief how can you not try and seduce your ladylove with it? You just have to know how.

You’re halfway there- People already think of chocolate as an aphrodisiac. Women and greeting cards all over the world have linked it to romance. The battle’s half won. I mean if you are going for a food to seduce a woman with, you won’t start with pickled herrings right (unless if you’re from Scandinavia perhaps)? You start with something that is already ingrained in our psyche. Plus it’s delicious and creamy and sensual nibbling on chocolates, and the pleasurable sugar rush from it will make her more forgiving of your awkwardness.

Bake her a chocolate cake- now just the smell of cake baking will make your woman feel totally at home. That, plus the fact you are a bit of Studmuffin for being able to cook. A lot of people associate chocolate cake as comfort food- so the act itself is a nurturing gesture. It makes a woman feel loved. See below for It’s a Piece of Chocolate Cake recipe.

Feed her- The best thing about chocolates is the texture in itself. Most people enjoy chocolate not because of the taste but the actual sensation of eating it. Usually it starts with the hard crack, then it’ll melt, eventually becoming soft and gooey. It sticks to your fingers which induces you to suck. Heck you can probably make belacan sexy if you just know how to do it but chocolate is easier. Feed her and turn up the heat, she’ll lick your fingers like a kitty cat looking for milk.

Quality- If chocolates you must buy then buy quality. Ask around, read up on what’s good in the market. Nothing whiffs of desperation more horribly than cheap chocolates- the kind that tastes like cardboard and lipstick circa 1950s. That overpowering cocoa butter smell screams of unrefinement. You need to show her you have taste.

Know your lady- Let’s face it, no one is alike in this world. Some women quiver at the sight of chocolates, others well frankly prefer a lovely bottle of wine. Do your research first fellas! Find out what toots your lady’s horn. Maybe it’s chocolates, maybe it’s sour as hell assam laksa, maybe she just likes the side of her neck kissed or cuddling up watching slasher flicks. Most real seductions are never spur of the moment. It takes months of preparations, weeks of planning and the right timing. Besides if your paramour discovers that you went through all that trouble to get to know her, it would definitely score you some brownie points, get my drift?

Now let’s cut to chase- all this chocolate consumption and seduction aside. Seriously boys, you just want to know if it will lead to the big ‘S’ right? Can you reach a homerun? Put it in the bag? Can chocolate open the door to her luscious candy?

Remember don’t fall into the bottomless drain of clichés. That’s the problem with tested myths, they can also come across contrived and frankly a little sad. Check out next week for 5 simple ways to use chocolates as a means to seduce.

It’s a Piece of Chocolate Cake!

125g butter
1 and quarter cup sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla
2 eggs
1 and one third cup S. R. Flour
Half cup cocoa
Two thirds cup warm water/ 160ml water

Put everything in a bowl and beat together- low speed 3 mins, increase to medium for another 2 minutes until very pale smooth, no lumps like chocolate mousse. Put mixture in an 8 inch pan. Bake for 45 minutes to 1 hour in 180 celcius. If you are using fan foroce keep it at 160 celcius.

Icing
100g dark chocolate (1 bar)
30g butter (2 level butter)
1 cup icing sugar
2 tablespoon hot water

Melt chocolate and butter in a heatproof bowl on top of simmer water
Gradually stir in icing sugar and hot water- until spreadable

Spread icing on the cake making peaks. Sprinkle strawberries on top if desire. It doesn't have to look perfect.

“Twill make Old Women Young and Fresh; Create New Motions of the Flesh. And cause them long for you know what, If they but taste of chocolate”.
from "A History of the Nature and Quality of Chocolate", James Wadworth (1768-1844)

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